
(Source: mormondad)

uhhh I think it’s about time my grandpa gets a new vacuum….he told me its “state of the art”. Ok. Three times as old as I am.




I’ll just leave this quote from writer Salman Rushdie right over here…
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk